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hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

I wanna roll his dick with my esophagus

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hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

I wanna roll his dick with my esophagus

(Source: flashbulbeyess)

nialllhoran:

WHY ARE PHONES GETTING BIGGER WHEN GIRLS STILL BARELY HAVE POCKETS IN THEIR PANTS

defekait:

majortvjunkie:

who are they

the geese from Aristocats still going hard as hell

(Source: prominent-nipple)

theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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dannibis420:

shimunai:

The Girl | City and Colour

If you were to leave, fulfill someone elses dreams… I think I might totally be lost.

Well I really wanted to cry tonight.

(Source: poisonlacedlips)

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

gayleaf:

*Likes your post because i secretly want to have sex with you*