remyreaper:

nerdylolita:

that’s the face of someone who just shit themselves

I love this because he thought giving her to a barbarian would break her and make her usable and compliant but it just turned her into his worst nightmare.

(Source: phoebebuffay)

doorsandsardines:

hire this man

doorsandsardines:

hire this man

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

girlfights:

He whooped their ass for jumping that girl omg

no one stops the jumping until a guy tries to fucking stop it

At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

Once you meet someone, you never really forget them.

(Source: asheathes)

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

plottwistiamlindsaylohan:

white people are out of control

plottwistiamlindsaylohan:

white people are out of control

bagelthins:

lilxanax:

Me sitting next to you in class

i really like your animal print

bagelthins:

lilxanax:

Me sitting next to you in class

i really like your animal print